"Nurses can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it"
"I teach Muggles because Hogwarts wasn't hiring"
"A teacher takes a hand opens a mind and touches a heart"
"Please do not confuse Google search with my nursing degree"
"Don't confuse your google search with my Nursing degree"
"I'm a proud nana of a freaking awesome nurse ..yes, she brought me this mug"